Really?

Too funny not to share...

I was doing a bit of research on Google and these are the autofill options offered to me:


Thanks Google : ) So glad you are there to answer the tough questions for me!

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  1. slowneyMarch 12, 2012 at 12:11 AM

    Am enjoying your blog :-) Am hoping to come visit with Leslie before your contract is finished.

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